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    it was overdue

    2018-09-26    閱讀4次

    your funny story was too overdue. i used to hear about it when i was just a middle school student. have you ever heard about this sentence: " we brother who and who"?點擊閱讀

    a man and E.T.

    2018-09-26    閱讀3次

    What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home點擊閱讀

    A new guy

    2018-09-26    閱讀4次

    A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is點擊閱讀

    a funny thing

    2018-09-26    閱讀4次

    when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to lea點擊閱讀

    Perfect Penis 

    2018-09-26    閱讀3次

    There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The littlegirl asked the boy, "What is a penis?"The boy replied, "I don`t know." At that time he hears his momcallin點擊閱讀

    sandwiches 

    2018-09-26    閱讀1次

    There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says."My little sister sleeps on the bo點擊閱讀

    sandwiches

    2018-09-26    閱讀2次

    There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says."My little sister sleeps on th點擊閱讀

    Perfect Penis

    2018-09-26    閱讀3次

    There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The littlegirl asked the boy, "What is a penis?"The boy replied, "I don`t know." At that time he hears his momcalli點擊閱讀

    不可不學的十句英語

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    1.What the fuck is going on?(到底他妈的怎么回事?) 通常此话出于黑人之口,且口气最宜为疑惑,不解,愤怒等等。 若是白人则多数时候会说-What the hell is going on? 意义相同而适用于點擊閱讀

    A short history of medicine

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    "Doctor, I have an ear ache."2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potio點擊閱讀

    腦筋急轉彎

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    什麽東西嘴裏沒有舌頭?點擊閱讀

    The blonde and the farmer

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. Whil點擊閱讀

    爆笑生活中的小夫妻。

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    丈夫:“我們結婚紀念日去哪兒呢?”妻子:“當然要去我沒去過的地方1丈夫:“好啊,那咱去廚房過。”點擊閱讀

    爆笑:一個男人寫給老婆的年終總結

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    嚴格遵守財經紀律。去年,我不折不扣地執行了工資、獎金等主營收入悉數上交,再由夫人回撥零用錢的收支兩條線政策,其余副業收入納入預算資金管理,向夫人打報告審批使用,在過去的一年中,點擊閱讀

    農民娶妻爆笑!

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    老農夫早年喪妻,經媒人介紹一名三十四、五歲的女子結婚,新婚之夜,老農夫怎麽看新娘子都不象三十四、五歲的樣子,于是忍不住開口問新娘子:“到底幾歲?”起初新娘還不肯說,後來在是不住點擊閱讀

    糗事

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    去相親,我和女孩感覺都不錯!于是便邀請她去唱歌,我又叫了幾個朋友,其中一個來的比較晚,來了就來到我身邊說:你太沒意思了,叫個小姐這麽難看………點擊閱讀

    經典逗人的幽默夫妻

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    幾個朋友湊在一起聊天,有人跟一剛結婚的哥們兒開玩笑說:“最近沒看見你買酒啊?工資全都交給你老婆了吧1。這時另外一哥們兒苦笑道:“她老婆也就算是一個‘收費站’,我老婆,不只是‘收點擊閱讀

    老夫老妻經典小幽默

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    一位古板的老婦人有生以來第一次嘗啤酒,呷一口後,她疑惑地擡起頭。“奇怪1她小聲地嘀咕,“這味道怎麽跟我丈夫二十年來喝的藥一模一樣。”點擊閱讀

    小孩子考试的笑話。

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    考試結束後,a:“考得如何?”b:“一團糟。”a:“踢球那麽好,爲什麽考試就不行呢?”b:“踢球有人配合呀。”點擊閱讀

    頑皮的兒童

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    公園的椅子上坐著一位老婦人,一個小孩子走過來。“婆婆,您的牙還行嗎?”“已經不行了,都掉了。”于是小孩子拿出一包胡桃,說:“請您替我拿一拿,我去打球。”夜裏,4歲的弗蘭茨躺在床點擊閱讀

    Women talk more than men

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000點擊閱讀

    Diplomatic way

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck. The head waiter sees it and tells點擊閱讀

    High and low voice

    2018-09-26    閱讀1次

    "Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?" "A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me;a low-pitched voice is when my點擊閱讀

    More polite

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew h點擊閱讀

    關于WY的解釋

    2018-09-26    閱讀0次

    有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友 于是就把他女朋友的名字"WENDY" 刻在他的"那话儿"上,于是当"那话 儿"缩小时只看到缩写"WY",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威 夷去玩,他在上厕所时看到隔壁那 个外国點擊閱讀

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